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(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via waterjugs)
swear to god my roommate’s loud ass chewing and breathing will drive me to die
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
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Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
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so I just spoiled myself on all the Halloween items coming to Target this September, and….
#oh sweet jesus this is terrible #i need one
pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???
welcome to hell
What pineapples look like to Jonathan
(via lordofthemaps)
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
(Source: chrismaggio, via thebestoftumbling)
American healthcare system be like
I️ fucking hate this
definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system
there, I fixed it
More like
I’m crying at the corrections done to it.
(Source: cliffordmemes77, via cass-ass)
*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:
I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”
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